Heroes of Daggerdale

Passing Wind!
We had a gas

As told by Ploon Kloovs:

Angar Battlelover went off alone into Limbo to find his false god, while the rest of us followed the Githzerai’s directions to a portal to the Abyss. This proved as inaccurate as all the directions we’ve had so far, and instead we arrived on the Plane of Air. The lethargy was there too, and I had Feredir begin treating the locals, while the rest of us began investigating a murder spree.

In the end, we caught the blue bugger in the act and put him down, although he did kill me first. Then we were directed by a ghost girl to yet another portal, perhaps to the Abyss.

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Everybody Limbo!
Except for certain absent player characters

As told by Ploon Kloovs:

We found ourselves at our next location, not in the Abyss as planned, but on Limbo. I found it a simple matter to resolve the chaos of that plane into something coherent, but my more naturally chaotic followers struggled more. Then a Vostok capsule (whatever that is) hit us and we were forced to compel its Efreet slaver pilot to drive us around in it, attracting some terrible wossnames that Gnome was not meant to know in the process. Eventually, it proved more efficient for all for us to simply drop him off and pilot the vessel ourselves.

This all lead to a Slaad sex pit, where they were all lethargic and not sexing at all. At a nearby Githzerai temple, we found a cleric who gave us bottles of pure chaos, as a possible treatment for this lethargy. So far, it seems to work. There was also an altar of chaos there, and the others got quite silly with it, touching it repeatedly to change themselves in mad combinations. I was protected by the Gnome gods when I touched this, and now bear the colours of Garl Glittergold as a sign of my devotion.

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Demiplain!
A pun, implying that the plot wasn't very clear

As told by Ploon Kloovs:

We left Arcadia for some rocky demiplane, which we’d been told would be a shortcut to a point on the Infinite Staircase closer to the Abyss. This proved true, but we were called back by the odd locals, wanting us to help them with something that seemed a little like the apathy that had struck the Arcadian Formians, as well as some fleeing Slaadi from Limbo. It’s hard to say if we won this one or not, as the gloopy water demon didn’t seem to care much about being turned into a pony, and there were no Gnomes to rescue.

But I did get tattoos!

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Ants in Pants!
Well, maybe not in pants, but they could if they wanted

As told by Ploon Kloovs:

Passing from the Infinite Staircase, we arrived in an underground chamber somewhere on Arcadia. It turned out we had entered the realm of some Formians, who were under some sort of strange lethargy. Worse by far, we found a poor, defenseless Gnome from Bytopia, affected in the same way. I took him back to the Infinite Staircase, and he soon improved, so the mission was a complete success.

We carried on anyway, and saved the Formians from a Bariaur disguised as their ‘king’.

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Dramatic Stairs!
Stairway to Hell! (Implying Highway to Heaven?)

As told by Ploon Kloovs:

Asked to find some missing false god by the people of Hillsfar, we found ourselves transported to the Infinite Staircase, which definitely has a finite width. There, my companions all rushed to join the Guild of Planeswalkers, for reasons I couldn’t quite fathom. We managed to go up many, many stairs, fighting demons all the way.

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Selunar Conquest!
Mindflayer-flayings for all!

As told by Ploon Kloovs:

As we continued to clear the fort, we found many more Russel Crowe clones, and then several Illithids. It took some effort to remove these, and eventually we found their brain pool too, and scoured that. The Moonbase Glittergold is now ours, along with its several secrets, including a shiny new laboratory for me!

Oh, and then we returned to Dagger Falls to remove the copycat Russel Crowe operating there. Now someone’s asked us to sort out some fake god problem in Hillsfar.

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Moon!
We're adventurers on the Moon, We carry a Sword of the Dales...

As told by Ploon Kloovs:

Apparently, the Illithid teleported us to the moon, Selune. All manner of odd creatures and strange equipment was there, and we determined that we should claim it all for our own use. I allowed myself to be captured, and discovered that Content Not Found: russel-crowe was also already a prisoner there, evidently being replaced by more dopplegangers, of a sort. We freed him and continued to claim the Selune base.

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Demon Escape!
Failure to demonize the demonic demon

As told by Ploon Kloovs:

My compatriots deciced they were sure enough about our return to Smokey Joe at Zhentil Keep that they agreed to turn over all items guarded by the angel and demon to the care of some false Human god, in exchange for being allowed to use these items in the immediate battle. This turned out to be a poor plan, as I’d predicted all along, as taking the artifacts to Smokey Joe just allowed him to absorb the one that freed him. So we ran.

Back in Shadowdale, I tried to discuss what our next steps would be, but the tall ones, evidently enraged at their recent impotence, vented their frustration at me by turning me into a bird! Layo was kind enough to reverse this, but I will have to take precautions in future. They are clearly not very stable, and I have serious reason to fear for my safety with them.

Then Skip Johnson asked us to take a look at the dead Illithid in his castle, and when someone pushed a button on it, we were teleported… elsewhere.

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The Lost Thistle Library Intervention
And Goblin slaughter

As told by Zook Kloovs:

Accepting the challenge of a new quest in Featherdale, I left my previous companions behind and joined with two new fellows, including another Gnome. We were officially asked by Baron Wurstburger to see if we could stop some Goblins from bullying the village of Thistle. In private, afterwards, he asked if I’d see about investigating some nearby ruins too, where he’d had an important encounter in his youth, in association with an organisation called the something Circlet.

After clearing out the Goblins, we found a large library, much of which we couldn’t read, for it was written in Yuan-Ti. It took a day to carry the bulk of this to Thistle, and when we returned, a gang of lizard folk had moved into the ruins. I tried convincing them to simply let us pass, but things descended into violence. Finally, we found an especially important looking Yuan-Ti book. Wurstburger seemed satisfied with this find, and translation has begun.

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Battle!
Over in 3 rounds

As told by Ploon Kloovs:

We charged valiantly out to meet our Gnoll foes, and found hundreds of them waiting at the tomb entrance. While my companions fought a holding action, I flew out to meet the Gnoll-Tanari general. He tried to flee, but I chased him into the woods and put his head on a pike for good measure! Also, I found this neat pike lying around.

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